Archive for July 2005
i once hit buster poindexter with a mallet.
This is the guy who is no longer feeling “hot hot hot.”
Speaking of which, ffffffuck it’s warm!
Check the sidebar. Yeah, that list should be updated weekly; or whenever I remember.
given time you’ll understand
i’ve got a huge headache right now. been having them a lot lately. uuuuugh.
guess we’re gonna have to rock the headache out… go Andrew W.K.! Party hard! maybe if my ears bleed, it won’t hurt so badly!!!!
Karl Rove is still sitting pretty. big surprise, he’s got friends in high places. those friends make it easy to stick a rock in the spin cycle.
speaking of the fat douche bag’s friends, it seems he’s got a reporter friend too.
speaking of news services failing miserably…
hm. seems like the altoids are helping a bit. wow.
some quick thoughts
alright, firstly I’d like to give a big “F U” to EA Sports for not releasing NCAA Football 2006 for Gamecube. pricks.
though, I did pre-order Madden06 today. I also plan on getting NHL06, which drops about a week after Madden. how will I find the time? oh well, we start again on August 29 anyways. damn doing work…
also, the albums I spoke of before have been listened to, and all rock in their own way.
new arrivals
My package from MapleMusic has arrived. Geez, that was quick! It helps that they’re based out of Toronto, though. I still haven’t made it through all the music, but when I do, expect praise.
For now, Hawksley Workman is freakin’ amazing.
stop whining
Hooray, I’m not deathly fatigued. That was fun, those whole two days of feeling like shit. Lemme tell ya, nothing beats waking up in the morning and feeling like you want to go back to sleep. It’s also great to go to work with a “fuck it” attitude. Glad it’s over (hopefully).
That, in a nutshell, explains my absence for the last little bit. Do I feel like I need to give an explanation? No. But I give one just because there’s a one in a quadrillion chance that someone finds it notable.
Today I was watching television and an advertisement for the upcoming debacle of a show that is Oprah came on. Now, we all know that Oprah feeds on the downtrodden pathos of the disturbed. She drives insane people even deeper into the pit, and plays on the strings attached to many a misled heart. Big surprise, right? Let’s get to the skinny. This particular commercial, in the typical overdramatic effort her ads have, featured a mother talking about stabbing her womb. It went on to allude to the upcoming episode featuring a story about a mother who had thoughts about killing her children. Wonderful. Now, I’d like to find the person who decided that the Jerry Springer show was responsible for the downfall of culture; just so I can smack them upside the head and say “when did you not THINK to check CBS?”
While I’m a proponent of toning down censorship and freedom of speech, I do think there is a decency level that must be maintained at certain times of day. Like four in the afternoon. When you’re helping Mom make the spaghetti, you do NOT need to hear about some jackass who wants to off her offspring! Especially if you are four years old!
“Mommy, what did the lady try to do?”
“She wanted to commit filicide, honey.”
“What’s that, mommy?”
“Well, sweetie, the dumb bitch wanted to end the lives of her children.”
“May she rot in hell, mommy. Along with the idiots who put her on tv.”
“Damn straight, honey.”
Yeah, it’s a rough assessment. She’s probably troubled, you say. She needs help, you say. Absolutely. So do that. Just keep it off my television.
