Archive for July 2005
n00bed!
yeah, so when i reverse-engineered this one template to do my bidding, i forgot to establish a favicon link up top by the metadata. d’oh! it should be there now….
greets to aaron, who hath taken a trip to japan. in fact, greets to all of japan.
capitalization, who needeth it? ’tis folly.
tomorrow is monday. monday is considered a “business day.” on business days, people deliver things. people like those who work for UPS. UPS delivers nice packages to people who have ordered things from places far away. nice packages contain items which can only be used for the purposes of rocking or world domination. rocking packages may contain items capable of portably storing and playing back 30 gigs worth of music. people who get such packages may be able to store their entire collections on the items, with some space to spare. those people may also be swarmed with eager anticipation of the delivery of such gadgets.
ride the simplified logic train, which ironically may contain bits of confusing babble! woo-woo!
just wait four weeks. by then i shall be dancing in the puddles of far-gone rather than staring them down.
muahahahahaahahahahaha! going to a rather large state university has its benefits! as does working for the department which handles a portion of the production duties for such events!
here’s a list of the visiting speakers.
yes. Colin Powell, Brian Greene, and Conan O’Brien. that will rock it sweeeeeeeet. to the eeeeet.
i’ve been asleep for years
The Secret Atomic Canada Goose Testing Grounds
Welp, I’ve been gone for a little while. Recovery time, I assure you. It’s also given me time to collect my thoughts (or lack thereof) and realize that my absence has accomplished nothing. In other words, success. Confused? Success deux.
Check MG’s redesigned site. Trendy. His new single’s alright too, I guess.
Also, visit these fine folks as usual. Goodness is coming, even if consistency is lacking. Need excuses? Find them using their superior powers of logic and reasoning to convince you that it’s better this way here.
Coupons rock.
An unusual politician; one that seems to be using common sensibilities.
Looks like an awesome compilation overall, that’s some all-star talent!
More at 11. Or not.
count the disconnected threads as they fly about
been sick lately. went to the doctor two days ago (wednesday) and got diagnosed with…. bronchitis! huzzah! now i get to take zithromax! the cough’s not as bad, but my outer throat (see: epiglottis/where tonsils were area) is sore as fuck. i ate pizza today, and it burned as it went down. when i swallow, it feels like someone is taking a handful of needles and jamming them into my outer throat. fun fun fun. and if it dries out, it hurts worse! better slow down on the drooling.
speaking of me drooling…
the last few nights i was on so much medication that i was practically “good morning sunshine” all night. had some really really messed up dreams/delusions wednesday night. as i was slipping into sleep, my thoughts were literally like a billion buzzing fireflies in a large dish being viewed from a thousand feet above. normally, i have some wacked random thoughts; this was so insane that in the back of my mind i was nervous. and highly amused. but that’s not all. i would wake up in the middle of the night, move around on the couch, have these somehow connected thoughts (none of which involved coherance about where i was or what was going on), and drift back into sleep. i did somehow manage to develop a memory of the fact i was randomly thinking; and somehow i took back control of logic/spacetime by sunrise. i also recall having some very unusual and somewhat disturbing dreams, but not so much of the actual content.
alright, back to writhing in pain.
here’s a picture.
don’t pass the cheese to Fidel.
fun game!
since i’m delusional from the ridiculous heat, let’s play a game! well, actually, let’s have a gimmick. the good, the bad, and the worse!
the good: Jackie Chan movies. Project A2 is an amazing film. Totally worth staying up until two am for. Rush Hour was also good. Martial arts wittiness rocks.
the bad: Mind of Mencia. It’s supposed to be like a Latin Chapelle’s Show, but it falls short and ends up being a slightly more offensive George Lopez. What? GL’s got a situational plot? Funny, I never noticed it.
the worse: The Andy Milonakis Show. The kid’s annoying, the comedy’s hacked together, and it’s forced down the viewing public’s throat by MTV. Shame on Jimmy Kimmel for helping too, though he’s probably just delusional from being whipped by Conan on the late night ratings so much.
fun!
